parkoured

To have done the act of Parkour/Freerunning.

Dude, I just parkoured over that gazebo the other day.

by FrizB May 17, 2007

Peter Parkered

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

Doomfist Parkour

A overwatch workshop custom game where you jump from diffrent places to complete a level.

person 1: you ever played Overwatch custom games?
person 2: yes i play doomfist parkour a lot!

by Ymir188 September 24, 2020

Hardcore Parkour

attempting to do parkour but really just randomly jumping over stuff. Derived from a "Office" skit in season 6 episode 1.

The Office "Parkour in the Office"
"Hardcore parkour!" (jumps over chair)

by adchan July 5, 2011

Parkour Vision

A perspective on the world inspired by the art of movement, parkour. After training Parkour for a time, traceurs begin to see the obstacles of the world as opportunities. Instead of seeing a railing and a wall, they see a vault and a wallpass. Eventually this “Parkour Vision” can effect other portions of a traceurs life, and they begin to see other obstacles as opportunities. It is being creative and truly adapting to the environment and the ability to see unique and efficient movement opportunities in the environment. In a sense it can become Parkour ADD.

As the traceur walked through the city he could not ignore his Parkour Vision, as it was too over powering to disregard.

by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

app parkour

When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman

I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick

by Sickomonster December 23, 2020

Parkourse

Similar to an obstacle course, minus the obstacles, and adding parkour.

Widely popularized by YouTuber Nigahiga on his second channel, HigaTV.

Rick: "Lori's mine!"
Shane: "No she's mine!"
Rick: "There's only ONE way to settle this."
Shane: "See who's the father of the baby?"
Rick: "What? No! We must settle this with..."
Shane: "..."
RIck: "PARKOURSE."

by Exo Epic July 11, 2015