Parkered

To drink an amount of alcoholic beverage that isn’t deemed excessive but causes you untold coma like symptoms the next day. Normally seen at gatherings with friends where the person in question generally passes out in a tent for 12 hours and not surfacing even when your mates come to check on you whilst making excessive noise and shake your tent 🏕

Did you see bob last week at that show? He got so Parkered, it was hilarious!

by Brick Tops Henchman May 11, 2020

Parkered

To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.

It was a big night last night.

Yeah, I was totally parkered!

by fasteddyking January 22, 2017

Parkered

Getting sucker punched and knocked to the ground by a much smaller person.

Dude, you just got parkered by a 12 year old girl!

by 0352 Doc October 16, 2011

Parkered

So drunk that you wait until your beer is warm to shotgun more of it.

Man, I was so parkered last night I went through a 30 Rack of Busch.

by riles1 October 17, 2008

parkered

To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.

“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”

by Daroobee October 15, 2022

Peter Parkered

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

drew parkerd'

The act of sewing your penis into a woman's vagina while she salivates heavily and complains about how much her life sucks. Satisfaction is never achieved and this is an incredibly painful and possibly fatal process. No one should drew parker anyone else, and whoever it is named after should kill themselves for inventing such an awful act. Also referred to as dping, drewpying, and fatality intercourse.

Man: Hey baby you wanna get drew parkerd'?
Woman: If you ask me that again I will castrate you.
Man:.....do you promise?

News Reporter: Today we honor the 20 victims of the drew parkering orgy that happened in this convention center. We should remember that drew parkering is a fucked up process invented by the devil himself in a twisted plot to kill all mankind. Fuck whoever invented this move, fuck you drew parker!

by guitarbanjo1994 September 16, 2010