Parkourgasm

Verb. The action of climaxing sexually simply due to witnessing a structure that would be particularly good for doing parkour on.

Bro 1: Oh Bro!! Parkourgasm! Look at that church steeple!

Driving Bro: I can't! Don't you remember what happened last time I had a parkourgasm while I was driving?

by Rustywookiemaestro7 January 26, 2011

Parkourastination

The act of procrastinating by any means that involves parkour. This means training parkour, thinking about parkour, dreaming about parkour or watching others do parkour in person and in any form of video, especially on youtube.

Parkourastination stopped me from writing my five page paper while I was in the library.

by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009