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by Sickomonster December 23, 2020
Get the app parkour mug.An earth maiden who believes that death is LIFE. She loves shit talking about you with her plant and animal friends. It looks like she dresses in all black but it’s just dirt and soil
by Sickomonster December 23, 2020
Get the Ecogoth mug.A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
by Sickomonster December 24, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebag mug.A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).
This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.
by Sickomonster September 12, 2021
Get the NPR-American mug.The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by Sickomonster July 14, 2021
Get the Planetary Quarantine mug.(Person with the brain to not climb a bunch of milk crates for clout): Did it hurt when you fell?
(Cratefallen person): Huh?
When you fell from those crates?
(Cratefallen person): Huh?
When you fell from those crates?
by Sickomonster August 25, 2021
Get the Cratefallen mug.I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I have a gay cold can really zhuzh up my suffering.
The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).
btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.
The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gay cold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).
btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you ho.
by Sickomonster July 7, 2021
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