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Interior design philosophy that rejects “millennial gray” and bland neutrals when decorating living spaces, favoring vibrant colors and aesthetics that increase joy.
Adjusting my Prozac dosage wasn’t not enough so I redid my entire apartment with dopamine decor: Persian carpet, new plants, mint green for the book nook wall and an analog tv on the kitchen counter to remind me of the good ole days!
by Sickomonster December 6, 2025
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Adjusting my Prozac dosage wasn’t not enough so I redid my entire apartment with dopamine decor: Persian carpet, new plants, mint green for the book nook wall and an analog tv on the kitchen counter to remind me of the good ole days!
by Sickomonster December 6, 2025
Get the dopamine decor mug.Jobs with a whimsical quality and tailor made for romantic comedies. There’s a reason why plumbers are found in pornos …they don’t really fit the brief for romcoms, despite being a respectable career choice in our dire economic times. Examples of romcom jobs are:
Greeting card writer (500 Days of Summer)
Bookshop Owner (You’ve Got Mail)
Apartment dresser (Leap Year)
Playwright (Something’s Gotta Give)
Ballet dancer (Saving Face — queer romcom with Joan Chen from Twin Peaks)
Wedding dress designer (The Parent Trap)
Aquarium veterinarian (50 First Dates)
eBay store owner (40 Year Old Virgin — shoutout to the hottest romcom girl of them all, Catherine Keener)
Film director (Pipe Dream — the guy is actually plumber but pretends to be a director to improve his dating life)
Greeting card writer (500 Days of Summer)
Bookshop Owner (You’ve Got Mail)
Apartment dresser (Leap Year)
Playwright (Something’s Gotta Give)
Ballet dancer (Saving Face — queer romcom with Joan Chen from Twin Peaks)
Wedding dress designer (The Parent Trap)
Aquarium veterinarian (50 First Dates)
eBay store owner (40 Year Old Virgin — shoutout to the hottest romcom girl of them all, Catherine Keener)
Film director (Pipe Dream — the guy is actually plumber but pretends to be a director to improve his dating life)
by Sickomonster December 1, 2025
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cassatella di sant'Agata cakes from italy are shaped like boobies (look it up) to honor Saint Agatha of Sicily. Made of sponge, moistened with juice or liqueur, and stuffed with ricotta and chocolate. Decorated with marzipan, icing, and candied fruit....like come on
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cassatella di sant'Agata cakes from italy are shaped like boobies (look it up) to honor Saint Agatha of Sicily. Made of sponge, moistened with juice or liqueur, and stuffed with ricotta and chocolate. Decorated with marzipan, icing, and candied fruit....like come on
oh and sugar? gay salt
by Sickomonster November 7, 2025
Get the cake is just gay bread mug.In the FX series “The Lowdown,” ‘truthstorian’ is a made up word that Lee Raybon (Ethan Hawke) uses to describe himself.
Truthstorians are citizen journalists who seek to uncover the truth, often outside of established institutions, by relying on traditional legwork, conversation, and a willingness to confront powerful figures and corruption (with mixed results).
Truthstorians are citizen journalists who seek to uncover the truth, often outside of established institutions, by relying on traditional legwork, conversation, and a willingness to confront powerful figures and corruption (with mixed results).
I’m a truthstorian. I look into the past and the present and the future, searching for the truth that connects all of these things. Without understanding where we come from, we don't understand where we are.
by Sickomonster September 24, 2025
Get the truthstorian mug.A sibling of the term “body dysmorphia,” money dysmorphia refers to people who have a distorted view of their own financial well-being and security. It can lead to overspending to compensate for missing out, obsessively checking the balance in their bank accounts, or hoarding wealth and not doing anything with it.
multiple friends are in Thailand and Southeast Asia for spring break according to instagram and it triggered my money dysmorphia. Meanwhile I can barely afford a Pad Thai
by Sickomonster April 16, 2025
Get the money dysmorphia mug.The canadiano, also known as caffè canadiano or Canadian, is a coffee drink prepared by diluting an espresso shot with hot water at a 1:3 to 1:4 ratio.
by Sickomonster March 10, 2025
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