Sickomonster's definitions

app parkour

When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman

I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick

by Sickomonster December 23, 2020

cognitive deficit

what my ADHD brain is experiencing (economically) due to a national adderral shortage

On top of trying to be productive during inflation times I’m in cognitive deficit now bc of the adderral shortage. So if you see some emails that are straight up unintelligible know that I am probably not medicated

by Sickomonster April 12, 2023

Genny Neutch

A general name for a gender neutral person

I forgot Genny Neutch's name. I'll ask them later

by Sickomonster May 21, 2024

just being alive

horny

Oh you’re just being alive? I’m horny too

by Sickomonster January 1, 2021

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!

by Sickomonster December 24, 2020

it all circles back to whack

A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.

Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.

S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.

by Sickomonster December 28, 2020

Canadiano

The canadiano, also known as caffè canadiano or Canadian, is a coffee drink prepared by diluting an espresso shot with hot water at a 1:3 to 1:4 ratio.

Where's the Americano on the menu?
Eh? Do you mean a Canadiano?

by Sickomonster March 10, 2025