parkhole 

A parkhole is a person or entity who registers domains and never uses them, but instead places them into a domain park. This is somewhat akin to cybersquatting.

Those fucking parkholes still won't release the domain I want!

parkhole by Exodious June 11, 2006

parkhole 

An asshole who takes up two parking spots with one car

Because of that parkhole, I can't fit my car in that parking spot

parkhole by tsmitty31 November 12, 2017

Parkhoe 

A slutty teenage girl who hangs mainly around skateparks, doing nothing, and always getting in the way.

Hey look, here comes the parkhoes

Parkhoe by The Shmatt June 12, 2010

porkhole 

1. In commercial hot dog processing, the hole in the machine that extrudes hot dog filling at a steady, unflinching rate
2. A donut hole made of bacon
3. The mouth of anything that eats pork

Hey Mark! Quit gawking at that porkhole (#1) and put some of these porkholes (#2) in your porkhole (#3). They're delicious.

porkhole by nasty_nate_eighty_eight May 31, 2017

Porkhole Mustard 

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.

That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.

Porkhole Mustard by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021

Porkhole 

Any hole on a male/female that can be penetrated by any limb what so ever from a human

"Fuck my Porkhole"

"Lick my Porkhole"

Porkhole by Kevin4 January 15, 2008

Porkhole 

A particularly ignorant person who is generally disagreeable and unknowingly foolish. Related to but hole but considered less crass in social settings.

Bob, you’re porkhole dude! Can’t believe you dissed that security guard for no reason.

Porkhole by Hamadi Awad October 4, 2023