parkerson 

Described as a brawny man with quite a large cock. Usually proclaims that people are gay. Thinks outside the box and knows a plethora of sexual facts, jokes, etc. Feel free calling this person daddy because he is a patriarchal beacon of light. You can pretty much refer to this person as a god.

Oh my shit dude you’re basically a Parkerson!
Or
Yo dude chill out! Use a Parkerson state of mind!

parkerson by stayfrosty42069 December 29, 2017

joanna parkerson 

A jerk who thinks their a big shot but can't spell

She is such a joanna parkerson

joanna parkerson by L1lTroll August 31, 2016

Parkinson flip 

A recreational drug combination of a dopamine release agent (Meth, 3-FMA, 4-FMA) and a dopamine reuptake inhibitor (Cocaine, Amineptine, Alpha-PHP), these 2 compounds synergize and cause an extremely high amount of dopamine in the synaptic cleft which results in dopaminergic neurotoxicity, which is associated with Parkinsonism.

"This guy is gonna Parkinson flip Alpha-PCYP with 3-MMA."

Parkinson flip by Snansensoos January 3, 2022

parkersnowing 

When you have a huge hard-on for a girl, but when you tell her you true feelings, she admits that she thought you were gay the whole time.

"Holy shit where is Cyrus? he was supposed to be here"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"

parkersnowing by 420pac September 11, 2014

ann patterson 

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)

Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson

ann patterson by My penis hurts February 22, 2017

Porkersnapper 

An element/ object that is difficult to find or touch. People around the world have gone on quests to find it, but always fail.

Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.

I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!

Porkersnapper by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019

mark patterson 

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total

I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.

mark patterson by GUCCIGANGGGG4LIFE May 11, 2018