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Panderson by Monksquash June 27, 2019
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Pandemonium
Absolute chaos as it was foreseen by the forbidden one; junior the morningsnout (june wick, “junifer morningsnout, “j bravo”, etc)
For junior nothing is more beautiful than seeing the fall of mankind and society as a whole so long as the world bleeds and crumbles as the earth becomes juniors to inherit and his children reign free to do as they please……
Aka “the padre of pandemonium” junior the egomaniac is, as known without a doubt.
Pandemonium is what junior stands for since this is the same kid who will choose chaos over love despite countless thotties thirsting for him in his DMs
For junior nothing is more beautiful than seeing the fall of mankind and society as a whole so long as the world bleeds and crumbles as the earth becomes juniors to inherit and his children reign free to do as they please……
Aka “the padre of pandemonium” junior the egomaniac is, as known without a doubt.
Pandemonium is what junior stands for since this is the same kid who will choose chaos over love despite countless thotties thirsting for him in his DMs
Pandemonium by Outlooker of omens November 29, 2021
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Dirty Anderson
When you talk up an unattractive person at a bar. Sneak off to the bathroom, bushes, rooftop etc to fool around. Then run off leaving the unattractive person with the tab.
Damn! Zack just pulled a dirty Anderson. He got a hummer in the bushes from that fat chick and left her with the bar tab.
Dirty Anderson by Joejon November 17, 2020
Padre of pandemonium
the father (padre) of disorganized menace, the progenitor of destruction, etc
Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.
No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.
No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
EXAMPLE:
Junior is the padre of pandemonium
If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS
Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.
“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”
“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”
“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”
“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
Junior is the padre of pandemonium
If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS
Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.
“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”
“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”
“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”
“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
Padre of pandemonium by AB💿EFG February 5, 2022
Andersonvillain
The villains of Andersonville: Fake-ass people who live in Andersonville, a north-side Chicago neighborhood. Faux-liberals who whine about gentrification, housing prices, and homelessness but then brag about their hood as the “second coolest in the world”. They preach acceptance and inclusion while judging everyone and attempting to run pedestrians over for walking too slowly at intersections. You’ll know an Andersonvillain when you see one: a basic person who shares their ill-formed opinion loudly while trying to be unique, but who instead walks past 8 independently owned coffee shops to get their PSL at Starbucks just for the reward points.
A: Those people with the baby stroller on Clark street ran right into me. They were talking so loudly about how exited they are about the new salad restaurant.
B. Yeah they are the worst. What a couple of Andersonvillains!
B. Yeah they are the worst. What a couple of Andersonvillains!
Andersonvillain by ChicagoSavant November 11, 2021
ann patterson
someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)
ann patterson by My penis hurts February 22, 2017
Brad Anderson
Adjective: someone who is so bad at sex that they have never knowingly had physical relations with a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex.
Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."
Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."
Jeez, that guy was a complete Brad Anderson. I've had urinary tract infections that have given me more feels than that man's fumblings.
Brad Anderson by BigDaddyCash May 13, 2019
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