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Jesus Paredes 

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.
Jesus Paredes by arzeeeee March 31, 2019
adjective. finished ahead of time but of value because it facilitates laziness on the part of the recipient.
Tom: Hey I had some great fried chicken this weekend, cooked it up with my kid

Christine: Yeah, I had some fried chicken too but I picked it up at the Deli section of the grocery... It was Predone!
predone by Christine Mary April 28, 2012
People that have that name have a tendency to have a big dick as a guy and tend to give amazing sex, the girls give great sex but are very dramatic
Omg I just had sex with a Paredes and they were amazing!
paredes by yourboy21 October 3, 2016

paedonecrozoophilia 

Someone who has an unhealthy liking and gains sexual gratification from dead baby animals
That dirty zoo keeper bastard's a right paedonecrozoophile
done kinda sort a not really
The iPhone 8 was predone when it was installing it’s apps
predone by Donepre December 26, 2017

pareobestgirl 

i love ghem sm jdjdhdkfhnr theu make me so happy,,,, alis solos WWW
'pareobestgirl liked your video!'
pareobestgirl by mew megboss January 15, 2022
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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