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The person who runs a zoo house. This person is responsible for supplying the animals of the zoo house. The zoo keeper, will usually sell crack cocaine, and provide a place to smoke it.
They call me the zoo keeper. All the animals, predators, and prowlers; what ever you call em; I tame em. What ever you do in your life; don't fool around with crack, cause you will see the zoo keeper.
by Pental February 05, 2008
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A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.
Yo mate, you’re the Zoo Keeper innit?
Who, me? Nah.
You’re the only one that knew about the pink GameBoys, it must be you.

"ZooKeepers"
by Zoo Keeper July 10, 2008
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1.A man that macks on dat monkey
2.A man that chirps at dem bitches
Duuuuuuuuu, fam, you such a zoo keeper, when you funna throw dat monkey a banana?!
by Sammy 4ster January 31, 2007
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(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal
Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?

Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper
by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010
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a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.
U fuckin' zookeeper!
by calloom May 22, 2006
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When a white person lives in a black neighborhood. Usually he/she is the only white person on the block.
Damn when that zoo keeper gonna leave already? Don't he know he's the only white person in this hood?
by miggelzworth October 25, 2010
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One who has a sexual encounter with a group of cougars.
Gentleman A: How'd last night go?

Gentleman B: I met a bunch of cougars at the bar and I ended zookeepering it
by george atalopolous May 22, 2008
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