zbastardman's definitions

Moist Robe

What you call you're sleeping garments when you wake up wet and have no idea why.

Vinnie woke up with a moist robe and a devastating headache.

by zbastardman March 4, 2020

Parakeets of the Caribbean

A group of people on psychedelic mushrooms attempting to hang a hammock, and failing miserably.

Jim! What are we the Parakeets of the Caribbean?

by zbastardman July 23, 2020

rubbing the sharpie

Furiously masturbating or giving/receiving manual sexual release, so intensely as to leave permanent markings the genitals.

Bitch was 'rubbing the sharpie' like it owed her money!

by zbastardman November 12, 2016