parahax

when a pokemon uses an attack that has a chance of paralyzing you, and paralyzes you every time he/she uses it.

I was battling an electrode who kept on using spark and was parahaxing me!

by omg1337hax0r October 19, 2009

parahater

One who dislikes (hates) the band Paramore and continually makes derogatory comments about the band, even though Paramore rocks! They "hate" because they are insensitive about themselves and can't appreciate good music.

Parahater: Omg, I hate Paramore. Hayley Williams is so whiny.
Parawhore: She's not whiny! She can belt out major notes that you couldn't even hit with a bat.
Parahater: well... shut up.

by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008

Paramax

A piece of shit stereo system sold by douchebags with white vans/trucks. Can be used as a verb for when one runs into a bad deal.

"Man, that motherfucker almost tried to paramax me."

by antiparamaxman December 24, 2009

Parahandro

wenn you are parahandro you are crazy as hell wou want to smack everybody, you want to fuck and kill.

I'm parahandro brother
Kieth is parahandro boys, watch his eyes!
familie Cicilia is parahandro brother
Chella is parahandro niggers !

by roffa_tim & Chella January 25, 2009

Parahawking

A sport based on paragliding where the paraglider follows a hawk, using the bird to find helpful thermals to help prolong the flight

Hey Jimmy, I went parahawking last weekend, it was awesome!

by JB42 December 27, 2011

Parahexilian

A hot moltenous dragon-like terrestrial being. Found often times in volcanic pools.

I fell in lava, what I saw you ask? It was a Parahexilian!

by Zeezeezee August 9, 2024