parahater 

One who dislikes (hates) the band Paramore and continually makes derogatory comments about the band, even though Paramore rocks! They "hate" because they are insensitive about themselves and can't appreciate good music.

Parahater: Omg, I hate Paramore. Hayley Williams is so whiny.
Parawhore: She's not whiny! She can belt out major notes that you couldn't even hit with a bat.
Parahater: well... shut up.

parahater by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008

The Parkgaters 

Groups of friends who think they are superior to everyone else around them and won’t let other people join their circle.

That group is like the parkgaters

The Parkgaters by arjab November 25, 2022

parabattered 

a dreaded form of intense paranoia induced by smoking far too much super-strength skunk, when even your most reliable smoking buddy becomes a double agent

woah, that bag of shiva I caned got me well parabattered, I hid under the floor boards (to escape the window people) for an entire week.

parabattered by DTE September 20, 2006

Paranatural 

A webcomic by Zack Morrison. Paranatural takes place in Mayview, a small town inhabited by ghosts, that only spectrals can see.
Max Puckett just moved in (...in a 7/11 might I add...) with his sister and father. Max starts to see these ghosts on the first day of school, and gets involved in some pretty crazy ghost shenanigans with being a spectral.
Other characters include Isaac O'Conner, Isabel Guerra, Ed Burger, and Richard (Mr.) Spender.

Paranatural GIF below!

"Have you seen the newest Paranatural update yet?"

Paranatural by Webcomic Anon February 8, 2017

parasiter 

parasiter: para-siter (n), a website that gathers personal information from other websites by online/electronic tracking

Nomorerack is the parasiter that tracked my online search for a specific camera before emailing me a sales link, which advertised the exact camera.

parasiter by Eizner July 19, 2013

Parahandro 

wenn you are parahandro you are crazy as hell wou want to smack everybody, you want to fuck and kill.

I'm parahandro brother
Kieth is parahandro boys, watch his eyes!
familie Cicilia is parahandro brother
Chella is parahandro niggers !

Parahandro by roffa_tim & Chella January 25, 2009

Partihater 

A person who dislikes parties and attending social events. This is also someone who suffers from extreme FOMO and is an energy drainer. They are allergic to good vibes and fun related activities.

Don't be such a partihater! Chill.
These partihaters be vibin. (sarcastic)

Partihater by Alexia Daniels April 2, 2021