Paraholic 

Meaning- A person who is addicted to the band Paramore.

I can't stop listening to Paramore, I've become a Paraholic! :

Paraholic by Musiclover94 April 27, 2010

Parabolacorona 

Weird ass nigga asking girls on discord if they squat

Girl: hello
parabolacorona: How many times you squat?

Parabolacorona by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020

Potaholic 

Pot•a•hol•ic
Pŏt'ä'hôlĭk/pot-uh-HAW-lik

A habitual user of marijuana.

Containing or related to a person "addicted" to consuming or smoking marijuana on a daily basis. Usually multiple times a day due to stress or any reason they feel necessary. The person feels it is completely normal to have this habit.

A person who would be defined a stoner, pothead, or burnout.

Etymology
Back formation from alcoholic

Antonym
Straight edge

1. Mary: "I don't know how you wake up ad smoke right away."

Jane: "You know i'm a potaholic!"
stoner pothead burnout reefa cheefa} 2. Mary: "Billy Bob looks blazed again." [Jane: "He must be a potaholic..."

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3. Mary: "Sam is so uptight!"

Jane: "He would probably relax if he was a potaholic."
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4. Potaholics accross America are fighting for legalization of canibus.

marijuana pot bud weed ganja reefer

5. Mary: "You smoke a lot!"

Jane: "Meh, i'm a potaholic."
weed head toker smoker your local rabbi cheech chronically baked

6. Mary: "The most laid back people you will ever meet are potaholics."

Jane: "That's so true! They are the most easy going people."
snoop doggspace cowboy chief master my friend, indeed

Potaholic by sunshinebella September 19, 2016

pornaholic

One who is addicted to porn

The pornaholic looks at and watches porn all day long.

pornaholic by Nevin October 15, 2003

Paradolia 

Paradolia is the phenomenon of finding familiar images in random scenes, like faces in clouds or religious icons in root vegetables, water stains and even tortillas.

While rolling tortillas for her husband, Mrs. Gonzales saw a paradolia of the face Jesus in a tortilla.

Paradolia by Chet LAX April 8, 2010

Pornaholic

A person addicted to viewing pornography.

"I was a pornaholic from the time I was eleven - this was in 1958 - for forty years. Broke up two of my marriages."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."

Pornaholic by nat.noir March 2, 2015

parabolic 

1. of or similar to a parable, riddle, or proverb
2. a dark saying
3. things which have been kept secret; mysterious

1. Your story is so parabolic. Speak in simple words.
2. Urban legends are sometimes narrated in parabolic language.
3. Christ will only reveal the meaning of his parabolic teachings to his chosen disciples.

parabolic by timlight January 28, 2010