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n. A totally dominant unstoppable tough player in sports or business.

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We need a paquinator to burst though the line and rip the ball off the opposition. Who's up for it? Karen?

paquinator by gnostic3 August 9, 2016

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Parsinator

Soldier United States Army. Last name is Parsley, one of the baddest dudes to walk the planet.

When it gets tough we will just call on the Parsinator to make a mess of things.

Parsinator by epars001 March 30, 2009

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The Paxinator

It is a legend that makes the hardest of roadmen shudder. The legend goes that a bald creature walks the halls of schools often a tall man. He is the biggest nonce you will ever meet! Beware your holes will be resized if you paths meet... It prefers girls but anything goes...

Hard lad Josh : " Oi bruv, wuts up wit u?"
Big Man Adam : "Man just saw The Paxinator ye get me m9?"
Hard lad Josh : "Oi, sheeeeeez. U good?"
Big Man Adam : "Yeah was about to get Paxinated"

The Paxinator by HardGopIvan May 16, 2019

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Papinator

Is an object that men use to masturbate.

Papinator will help you when in need of an ogasm! Woohoo!

Papinator by Briquette April 10, 2009

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Palinator

Someone that self-pollinates for the purpose of political propagation.

Congressman Doe is a real Palinator. He will Palinate 24/7 to get re-elected.

Palinator by Jersey Joey December 3, 2010

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pawginator

A device that Dr. Doofensmirch secretly created to turn Perry the Platapus Into a phat ass white girl for him to marry and fuck and enjoy every single moment of his life.

"Oh Perry, your so hot since I used my pawginator on you."

pawginator by Grummblebear January 2, 2021

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Parsinator

the 1337est guy in the world. he plays all kinds of games under the alias's
1. *~Parsinator~* (at times a clan tag in front)
2. Parsi
3. Parsinator

he pwnz everyone in everything

PARSINATOR PWNED ME !!!11one

Parsinator by John Smith :-) January 17, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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