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Parsinator 

Soldier United States Army. Last name is Parsley, one of the baddest dudes to walk the planet.
When it gets tough we will just call on the Parsinator to make a mess of things.
Parsinator by epars001 March 30, 2009

The Paxinator 

It is a legend that makes the hardest of roadmen shudder. The legend goes that a bald creature walks the halls of schools often a tall man. He is the biggest nonce you will ever meet! Beware your holes will be resized if you paths meet... It prefers girls but anything goes...
Hard lad Josh : " Oi bruv, wuts up wit u?"
Big Man Adam : "Man just saw The Paxinator ye get me m9?"
Hard lad Josh : "Oi, sheeeeeez. U good?"
Big Man Adam : "Yeah was about to get Paxinated"
The Paxinator by HardGopIvan May 16, 2019

Papinator 

Is an object that men use to masturbate.
Papinator will help you when in need of an ogasm! Woohoo!
Papinator by Briquette April 10, 2009

Pooginator 

Someone who farts loudly and obnoxiously in private and enjoys it, but is very self concious about their farting in public. These people are typically very shy. DO NOT AGREE TO ENTER ONE'S HOUSE.
Guy 1: Hey man, do you know that guy Mikey?
Guy 2: Yeah, man, he seems pretty cool.
Guy 1: Don't be fooled, he invited me over to his house last week, and he's a total pooginator.
Guy 2: Aw, man, what did it smell like?
Pooginator by -1nfector July 10, 2010

paquinator

n. A totally dominant unstoppable tough player in sports or business.

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We need a paquinator to burst though the line and rip the ball off the opposition. Who's up for it? Karen?
paquinator by gnostic3 August 9, 2016

Palinator 

Someone that self-pollinates for the purpose of political propagation.
Congressman Doe is a real Palinator. He will Palinate 24/7 to get re-elected.
Palinator by Jersey Joey December 3, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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