paolini 

adj. Being on the same level of loser-ness as Christopher Paolini (author of Eragon).

"Man, the way you acted back there was so paolini. Loser."

paolini by KristinNicole February 1, 2008

Chelsea Paolini 

This outstanding, pure selfless soul will always be there for you no matter what kind of obstacles you're facing in your life. She will do good by your side and make sure you're not going down the wrong path. This kind of person will give you her life if you give her real affection. Do not be fake with these people, they can see past your act.

Chelsea Paolini gave her last snack to her friend.

Chelsea Paolini by Lonnie Davidson June 16, 2021

christopher paolini 

The nearly 24 year old author of the Inheritance trilogy claimed to be a "child prodgy" (which is a load of crap, who was home schooled and graduated at age 15; began writing to occupy his time, at about 17 years old he presented his parents with Eragon, they loved it and used their own publishing company to publish Eragon. He went on a book tour for 2 years until the stepson of Carl Hiaasen learned of the book, Alfred Knof of Random House soon heard of Eragon through this connection. Eragon skipped the typical reviewing and rejection millions of other writes must confront; Paolini's book was published, not even edited of any of the dull, derivative content and was on shelves and the New York Times bestseller list in no time.

The egghead's ego grew even more with Eldest which was even longer and worse than Eragon. But he was continuously praised and fooled himself into placing himself as high as Tolkien (where he admits his "inspiration" came from) Le Guin, and Mccaffrey.

Tries to force atheism and vegetarianism onto his readers with no one fighting back in the story. Admits to Eragon (the character) to being himself, therefore a Mary Sue/Gary Stu.

A pigheaded moron who was lucky enough to skip the process of publishing and is still so big headed he tried to write poetry like Tolkien. Now he says he is writing the final book with a quill.

Worst author and role model ever. Ignore like the plague.

Christopher Paolini is the worst author ever and has an ego the size of the moon and just as crazy.

christopher paolini by akemi October 30, 2007

christopher paolini 

Asshole writer bitch, wrote Eragon. Stole ideas from Ursula Leguin, J.R.R. Tolkien and myriad other authors.

Guy 1- I loved Eragon
Guy 2- I liked it when it was called earthsea.
Guy 3- Guy 1 sucks.

christopher paolini by That guy with the disease September 2, 2005

Paliniosexual 

As opposed to a sapiosexual, a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence; a paliniosexual is a person sexually attracted to ignorance.

Pat Buchanan is sexually attracted to Sarah Palin; therefore, Pat Buchanan is a paliniosexual.

Paliniosexual by pari_passu September 10, 2010

Palinism 

1. Malapropism, non-sensical verbiage, non-sequitor or other illogical, stream of concious meanderings uttered by Sarah Palin.

2. A form of homespun, Midwestern demagoguery and fear mongering comprised of a stream of logically unrelated and unsupported talking points uttered by an attractive woman with nice cans and a presumably fine ass intended to engender loyalty among those inspired by demagoguery, non-sequitors, a great smile, nice tits and a presumably fine ass.

See, e.g., Palin interview with Couric as parodied on SNL.

A Palinism is contained in the following thread: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 12, 2009

Palinism by muskybait January 28, 2010

paolina 

Paolina is a VERY VERY cooool girl who likes swimming and sports in general.She’s good at school and she loves to be better than the other.She likes to have many friends but not to be in the spotlight.At the beginning she can be shy, but if you know her better you will sure change your opinion!

Wow, you are very Paolina today?
Oh, thanks!

paolina by ercaliffo February 5, 2018