panvalanche 

The mass of pots and pans that fall on you when you open your embarrassingly disorganized kitchen cabinet.

Today I was buried under a mountain of pots and pans from the panvalanche when I opened my kitchen cabinet.

panvalanche by PleasurevilleGirl November 21, 2014

pervalanche 

(v) the act of multiple undesireable men hoarding the attention of a desireable woman in a vain attempt at getting sexual satisfaction at her expense

As soon as she turned on her camera in the chat room, the hottie was immediately pervalanched with PM's from guys wanting to see her boobs.

pervalanche by BindairDundat September 11, 2012

Manvalanche 

Half man, half avalanche.

Whoa! - Manvalanche, beware.

Manvalanche by Deadly Rob March 28, 2008

poovalanche 

when the first pangs of a poo brew turn into a full blown shit storm inside of 2 minutes

"Did you see Todd run to the bathroom?"
"Ya man, must have had a poovalanche"

poovalanche by acid66 January 22, 2009

manvalanche 

masturbation over the open mouth of one's sleeping romantic partner.

My woman fell asleep early last night, leaving me frustrated and triggering a manvalanche.

manvalanche by maupin August 30, 2012

canvalanche 

The sudden rush of falling cans when you pull one can out of the "fridge pack".

Dude... why are your beer cans are dented up?

Man... Yesterday when I grabbed a cold one... total "canvalanche". The whole 12-pack ended up on the kitchen floor.

canvalanche by Texasgirl1 April 1, 2009

manvalanche 

an abrupt and uncontrolled falling of a very large man

After almost falling out of bed, my husband proclaimed, "Wow! That was almost a manvalanche!"

manvalanche by adc11 January 17, 2009