pervalanche

(v) the act of multiple undesireable men hoarding the attention of a desireable woman in a vain attempt at getting sexual satisfaction at her expense

As soon as she turned on her camera in the chat room, the hottie was immediately pervalanched with PM's from guys wanting to see her boobs.

by BindairDundat September 11, 2012

poovalanche

when the first pangs of a poo brew turn into a full blown shit storm inside of 2 minutes

"Did you see Todd run to the bathroom?"
"Ya man, must have had a poovalanche"

by acid66 January 22, 2009

Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me full time, they kept me on permalance.

by Clandestine Cover June 16, 2007

panvalanche

The mass of pots and pans that fall on you when you open your embarrassingly disorganized kitchen cabinet.

Today I was buried under a mountain of pots and pans from the panvalanche when I opened my kitchen cabinet.

by PleasurevilleGirl November 21, 2014

Permalance

A freelance position that turns into a full time job without benefits.

I was hired for a freelance position at Condé Nast, then instead of hiring me fulltime, they kept me on permalance.

by Clandestine Cover June 27, 2007

Poovalanche

A tower of poop in the toilet so dense and high that each flush cycle only removes the top layer (hence "poovalanche".

Even after multiple flushes a truly potent poovalanche will leave behind a sludgy, pugnacious remnant.

Aged cabbage gives me straight poovalanches every time.

by Chunkmastarr January 11, 2026