pantrection 

The process by which ones pants mimics the shape of a small and unappealing erection. This phenomenon caused by the folding of material surrounding the crotch region of a male or manly female creates a large amount of embarrassment over the fact that one has an erection and also the fact that one has a small erection (not a large erection as one obviously has). Most common when sitting, but also possible when standing on rare occasions. A pantrection is not contagious, unless a bumrection is being experienced; where the forced sitting makes a pantrection a highly contagious condition.

Mrs Carontoinko: Oh dear....Mr Carontoinko.....your erection, it is so huge!!!
Mr Carotoinko: Oh I am sorry dear, I know I said I would have the operation.....but that is not me...I am much smaller....that is all....pantrection.
Mrs Carontoinko: Take off your pants....I need to be alone with them for....27 minutes

pantrection by Whilma Zan Zeykenstein January 27, 2006

Pathection 

The purest, Plantonic manifestation of being pathetic.

Douglas achieved pathection by choosing to "Reply-All" because he didn't realize most of the recipients wouldn't care about him.

Pathection by PBMax April 17, 2008

Pantception 

when you take off a pair of pants, only to reveal another pair of pants underneath; like inception but with pants

"Woah! Pantception!" He exclaimed as she took off her pants, but had another pair underneath.

Pantception by thatpotatodude March 7, 2017

panfection 

A combination of pandemic and infection

Just when they thought the panfection was over, the new Epsilon variant emerged from Artica (the opposite of Antarctica) that demonstrated vaccine resistance.

(inside joke and non-celebrity) (inside joke and non-celebrity) (inside joke and non-celebrity) - see moderator, i bypassed the rules and didn’t put a inside joke or an non-celebrity in the ‘definition’ :)

panfection by 321ciDbrU June 27, 2021

Pansectional 

A band/choir kid that can be in/is in multiple sections

Johnny is so pansectional, he can be tenor, baritone, and even bass.

Pansectional by Purpstar615 November 17, 2023

Pathection

When someone is perfect at being Pathetic

He is so useless, he is Pathection personified. Perfectly Pathetic.

Pathection by LilAussieBattler December 20, 2025