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panfection 

Just when they thought the panfection was over, the new Epsilon variant emerged from Artica (the opposite of Antarctica) that demonstrated vaccine resistance.

(inside joke and non-celebrity) (inside joke and non-celebrity) (inside joke and non-celebrity) - see moderator, i bypassed the rules and didn’t put a inside joke or an non-celebrity in the ‘definition’ :)
panfection by 321ciDbrU June 27, 2021
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perfection abuse 

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.
With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!
perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

Whack the earth into perfection

A phrase used for when a player is terraforming a piece of land in the game Minecraft, often by the use of the modification VoxelSniper set to the /b e smooth option.
Player 1 is using VoxelSniper to make a land mass match the standard world generation of Minecraft.

Player 2: Wow. Watching you fly around and whack the earth into perfection is maybe the best thing ever.

Wack the earth into perfection 

A term that describes mass terraforming in the game Minecraft. Coined by Jesse Cox on the Youtube Show RPGMakers Vol.2
"This is amazing, just watching you fly around and Wack the Earth into Perfection" - Jesse Cox

Pakfection 

Pakfection is a rapidly contagious type of infection spread by the narcissistic bipolar dolphin boner named Pakman. The symptoms include bipolarism, sudden change of sexuality, retardation, lack of basic emotions, narcissism, “cool kid”, vulgar language, violent tendencies, racism and sexism. There is currently no permanent cure for the pakfection.
Gabby: You caught the pakfection. You’re so pakfected, James.

James: NO I’M NOT, YOU ASIAN DOG-EATING BITCH!!!
Pakfection by FrogyBoi >:3 October 11, 2023

Perfection

The person reading this.
Hey, Y/N! You're perfection, I hope you have a rad day.
Perfection by have_u_seen_my_dad December 3, 2018

phanfiction 

Fanfiction based entirely around the youtubers danisnotonfire and amazingphil. Yes they do know about it, and Dan apparently finds it hilarious and harmless...
Jenny- "So what are you up to?"
Laura- "Oh, just reading some phanfiction where Dan gets hit by a bus and loses his memory, so Phil has to help him get it back."
Jenny- "OMG FEELS!"
phanfiction by thatgeekgirl January 27, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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