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Pathection 

The purest, Plantonic manifestation of being pathetic.
Douglas achieved pathection by choosing to "Reply-All" because he didn't realize most of the recipients wouldn't care about him.
Pathection by PBMax April 17, 2008
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Pathection

When someone is perfect at being Pathetic
He is so useless, he is Pathection personified. Perfectly Pathetic.
Pathection by LilAussieBattler December 20, 2025

Pakfection 

Pakfection is a rapidly contagious type of infection spread by the narcissistic bipolar dolphin boner named Pakman. The symptoms include bipolarism, sudden change of sexuality, retardation, lack of basic emotions, narcissism, “cool kid”, vulgar language, violent tendencies, racism and sexism. There is currently no permanent cure for the pakfection.
Gabby: You caught the pakfection. You’re so pakfected, James.

James: NO I’M NOT, YOU ASIAN DOG-EATING BITCH!!!
Pakfection by FrogyBoi >:3 October 11, 2023

Patheticon 

What a pathetic person, like my brother, would be if they were a Transformer.
Wow...if my brother were a Transformer, he would most definitely be a Patheticon.
Patheticon by Chris DiMartino March 11, 2007

pantrection 

The process by which ones pants mimics the shape of a small and unappealing erection. This phenomenon caused by the folding of material surrounding the crotch region of a male or manly female creates a large amount of embarrassment over the fact that one has an erection and also the fact that one has a small erection (not a large erection as one obviously has). Most common when sitting, but also possible when standing on rare occasions. A pantrection is not contagious, unless a bumrection is being experienced; where the forced sitting makes a pantrection a highly contagious condition.
Mrs Carontoinko: Oh dear....Mr Carontoinko.....your erection, it is so huge!!!
Mr Carotoinko: Oh I am sorry dear, I know I said I would have the operation.....but that is not me...I am much smaller....that is all....pantrection.
Mrs Carontoinko: Take off your pants....I need to be alone with them for....27 minutes

Patheticon 

Someone who is an icon in patheticness.
Tommy: you saw what idiot Beckham did on TV yesterday?
Johnny: yes, he's no soccer idol... a patheticon at best
Tommy: what about his ludicrous display last night?
Johnny: pathetic... totally pathetic!
Patheticon by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020

patheticness 

The amount of pathetic qualities a person has
My patheticness is so big its amazing
patheticness by Count big lords September 18, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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