Pathection

The purest, Plantonic manifestation of being pathetic.

Douglas achieved pathection by choosing to "Reply-All" because he didn't realize most of the recipients wouldn't care about him.

by PBMax April 17, 2008

pathectic

For the want of less words, it's a combination of pathetic & hectic, in one single word.

Ted had a pathectic day at work!

by cosmiczephyr March 13, 2010

Pathection

When someone is perfect at being Pathetic

He is so useless, he is Pathection personified. Perfectly Pathetic.

by LilAussieBattler December 20, 2025