Urban Dictionary: Definitions by LilAussieBattler

Pathection

He is so useless, he is Pathection personified. Perfectly Pathetic.

Merch

When something is dodgy or illegal but it is the Logical thing to do.

I need to finish this job quickly, I will Gerryrig it, it’s the Dodgical thing to do

Merch

Wow, Colin is weird, we need to perform a Colinoscopy

Merch

The mouth of a woman that loves face fucking.

I fucked her Headcunt until I blew down her throat.

Merch

A facecunt is the mouth of a woman that loves to be face fucked.

Last night I fucked Mary's Facecunt until I blew in her.

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