pantophobe 

a person who fears everything

Oh god! I'm a pantophobe, everything is so very scary!

pantophobe by utku December 14, 2004

Panophobia 

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

paedophobe 

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)

Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....

paedophobe by Zankou February 6, 2007

Pantaphobia 

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019

penophobe 

Person who is afraid of penises.

Also used to describe partner who is frigid or won't let you get to fourth base.

I havent had any sex for weeks, my girlfriends such a penophobe!

penophobe by Nemmie February 15, 2008

Pantophobia 

A fear of everything

Gemma had a fearof everything, not just wasps.

Pantophobia by White Wicca March 13, 2004

pantophobia 

Fear of everything. Often confused with pantaphobia (q.v.) which means fear of nothing.

I am afflicted with pantophobia. But luckily I am not afraid of pants.

pantophobia by pantophobe December 8, 2012