Pantsaphobe 

The irrational fear of pants, A person who is a pantaphobe never wears pants and has a nervous breakdown if they have to (they always wear skirts or just no pants)

Me "Look at that person, she never wears pants and she always gets into shananigans with hooligans because of it"

You: " Its cause shes a pantsaphobe"

Pantsaphobe by thepantasaphobe;) August 6, 2011

Pantaphobia 

Afraid of everything.

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)

Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019

pantaphobia 

the fear of everything

Lucy Van Pelt: maybe you have pantaphobia

Charlie Brown: Thats it!

pantaphobia by IRISHrepublicanARMY January 26, 2004

pantophobe 

a person who fears everything

Oh god! I'm a pantophobe, everything is so very scary!

pantophobe by utku December 14, 2004