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joint

1. a space between two bones that allows you to bend your body.

2. term for a handmade ciggarette filled with cannabis
1. Ow, my elbow joint just cracked. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK THAT HURT!

2.Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude..... fingers
by Zankou August 23, 2006
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paedophobe

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)
Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....
by Zankou February 6, 2007
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Janet

Fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked glass.

She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.

from Weird Al Yankovic's new song, close, but no cigar
Then I met sweet young Janet,
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.
by Zankou February 6, 2007
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onomatopeic

A word described by its sound, usually applied to sounds of a sexual nature, or to an animal's call
Squawk , moo, oink and meow are onomatopeic words. So is sploosh.
by Zankou December 12, 2008
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fuckdew

Fuckdew

The semenal or vainal excretions of a human, usually found on humans after fucking, or occasionally in socks, condoms, or, other animals, as well as fruit and vegetables.

basically anywhere or anything you fuck gets filled or covered with fuckdew
just before i came, i pulled out and sprayed my lover with my fuckdew
by Zankou February 28, 2007
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Pictochat

The wireless chat feature included with the Nintendo DS

You type words in with an onscreen keyboard,either using the buttons or the stylus, or write the words in with the stylus.

It has a capacity of 16 people for each individual chat room, and 4 chat rooms, labeled A, B, C, and D.

It has 4 keyboards, one with the Latin Alphabet, one with sybmols, one with the Japanese alphabet, and one with punctuation marks.

The name Pictochat comes from the fact that you can draw pictures.
Me: I just got a DS! Wanna Pictochat?

Other Cool Guy: Sure man, the DS is teh 1337!

Me: 120 man, 120!
by Zankou December 14, 2008
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Punctuation

Symbols used to modify the words in languages using the Latin Alphabet
I can't fuckin' believe that Urban Dictionary didn't have an entry for "punctuation"!
I mean, I can understand that noone uses it anymore, but...
Can you believe it? (The punctuation, I mean)

A properly punctuated example!
by Zankou December 14, 2008
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