pansona 

Spanish slang for a fat/overweight female; and even sometimes talking about a pregnant woman (typically referring to a pregnant women that doesn't know whom the father is, so its really only for a loose pregnant woman).

Male version: Panson

That pansona ate all my fries!
Look at that panson, his shirt can't cover his belly.

pansona by txgirl1006 April 3, 2017

pansona 

A spanish word for a fat FUCK. Or Fiona.

that bitch is a pansona. what a fatty!

pansona by Beto_2020 January 21, 2008

pawsonal assistant 

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.

As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.

pawsonal assistant by Social-media Wordsmith August 21, 2018

pansonitis

grease develops in the throat of larger people and makes their voice sound smoother and lower than average. Excessive pansonitis may cause swelling in the groin and chest areas due to spread from lungs to other parts of the body.

I cant go over to your house today my pansonitis has got really bad, I can barely breath.

pansonitis by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

pansonium 

the substance found in the lungs of larger people. the grease from their bodies leaks down into their lungs. The reason they lose their breath easily and gasp or inhale awkwardly when they laugh.

i cant breath anymore dude, its all this pansonium. (Cough, Cough.)

pansonium by the mighty drip October 4, 2013

panson

spanish slang for fat

damn dude, I got all panson during chrsitmas break

panson by AdamRamone March 27, 2005

Clag Parsona 

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.

Dude why are you acting like a clag

Clag Parsona by John March 2, 2005