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A combination of pissing ones pants whilst being in a panicked state
Boss: "What's wrong?"
Rep: "SORRY THE CUSTOMER ASKED FOR IT AND I PANICED"
Paniced by SandypantsMcgee August 21, 2014
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Being in a state of ultimate and sudden stress
"Surprised by the surprise exam, Arianna paniced."
Paniced by thesneakywraith February 26, 2021
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panicado 

When you panic in a situation and throw an avocado to solve it
Her dick was bigger than mine so I threw a panicado
panicado by Morz696969 June 2, 2017
Panced is the act of violently removing the pants of a friend in front of a crowd to lower his self-esteem. Pancing is more effective when the victim has no underwear. Pancing is best done in the Fall.
Heidi panced Mike in the evening by the fire. His lack of underwear made his man-junk pop out for all to see. Heidi's tears of laughter prevented her from seeing the junk. She was also rolling on the ground.
panced by rod_permadur September 20, 2020

panicdoo 

n., 1. a highly emotional state in which one may assume defecation is imminent. 2. any bowel excrement, other than gaseous, produced in response to a high level of anxiety. v., 3. the act of defecating in response to extreme anxiety.
I know that you are worried about your hair but don't let it get you into a panicdoo. If she doesn't calm down we'll be dealing with a panicdoo. Sure the boss is intimidating, but don't have a panicdoo.
The root words of panicdoo are, of course, panic and doodoo.
This word came about when a doctor abbreviated panic disorder on a prescription as panic DO. I suspect that after the word comes into widespread usage the the more hip folks will begin to shorten it to p-do.
panicdoo by Rxlead May 7, 2008

Panicked Gay 

A panicked gay means a guy who is too scared to admit that he’s a gay.
Hey are you gay
“What?! No!!!”
Panicked gay.
Panicked Gay by hiimsad April 2, 2019

Panicdemic 

A disease which may turn into a pandemic, triggers all emergency action plans, and then fails to turn into a pandemic.

The actions taken by Governments trigger a Pandemic. Often driven by media hype during otherwise quiet periods.
That swine flu turned out to be a total panicdemic.
Panicdemic by Blueinternet May 7, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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