panicdote 

Recounting incidents that you make up under lots of pressure when you get caught doing something you shouldn't have to avoid telling the truth. Are often not well thought out and mostly presented to cops, parents, angry friends or teachers.

Guy in shit with the Po: "Oh sorry officer, uh my car..got um...stuck a little ways back so i uhhh came into this guys garage to look for...fuel, yeah fuel, but i didnt want to wake him up see, i was just gonna check if he had any first"

Officer McFagmoore: "Yea sure nice panicdote buddy you look like you're gonna piss yourself. Get in the car."

panicdote by Gary Weedson January 19, 2010

panicdote 

When one is supposed to be engaged in conversation and therefore actively listening, one can sometimes find oneself at a loss for words when, unexpectedly, a response is desired and the would be responder has not been paying attention. In an effort to comply, one sometimes stammers and says something ridiculous, unrelated or incoherent. The unfortunate utterance is called a panicdote.

John: ....so that is why we should support the ruling party's plan to build a nuclear plant on top of the San Andreas fault, you see?

Mary, having heard nothing John has said, responds with the following panicdote: ....I have a kitty at home.

panicdote by Dr. Fromage September 14, 2013

panicdote 

The feeling that occurs when you have started an anecdote and realise that you don't know where the story is going and you are likely to not even receive a single, isolated, pity filled laugh.

Friend 1: So I was telling this girl the other night about last week I went to that really great new hardware shop that opened in town, and it totally turned into a panicdote.
Friend 2: Did you just have another panicdote?

panicdote by Juni Bear February 27, 2015

panicdoo 

n., 1. a highly emotional state in which one may assume defecation is imminent. 2. any bowel excrement, other than gaseous, produced in response to a high level of anxiety. v., 3. the act of defecating in response to extreme anxiety.

I know that you are worried about your hair but don't let it get you into a panicdoo. If she doesn't calm down we'll be dealing with a panicdoo. Sure the boss is intimidating, but don't have a panicdoo.
The root words of panicdoo are, of course, panic and doodoo.
This word came about when a doctor abbreviated panic disorder on a prescription as panic DO. I suspect that after the word comes into widespread usage the the more hip folks will begin to shorten it to p-do.

panicdoo by Rxlead May 7, 2008

pantidote

The solution to one's feeling glum about an ex lover, by hooking up with someone else to take his(/her) mind off of it.

An "antidote" in the form of another's "panties."

Damn Clever.

Man 1: I'm so upset over Angela, I don't know what I'll do!
Man 2: Well that sucks, but Jen is looking pretty cute tonight. She may be the pantidote you're looking for!

pantidote by Delivery Guy 1 February 25, 2011

panochotería 

1) A brothel, bordello, or possibly Roadrunner Cafe

guy 1: dude, i really want some pussy!
guy 2: well then shit...let's go to the panochotería.
guy 1: the what?
guy 2: the panochoteríaaaaaa

panochotería by Will Sharp October 9, 2005

Panicwoke 

To rise from "slumber" with a feeling of intense dread and/or apprehension.
-the feeling of mistakes made the previous evening that are not yet clear.

Man, I knew better than to go to the strip club with those dudes the night before my mom flew in. The birds were chirping the next day and I straight Panicwoke.

Panicwoke by haydukelives! December 7, 2019