panicado 

When you panic in a situation and throw an avocado to solve it

Her dick was bigger than mine so I threw a panicado

panicado by Morz696969 June 2, 2017

panicdoo 

n., 1. a highly emotional state in which one may assume defecation is imminent. 2. any bowel excrement, other than gaseous, produced in response to a high level of anxiety. v., 3. the act of defecating in response to extreme anxiety.

I know that you are worried about your hair but don't let it get you into a panicdoo. If she doesn't calm down we'll be dealing with a panicdoo. Sure the boss is intimidating, but don't have a panicdoo.
The root words of panicdoo are, of course, panic and doodoo.
This word came about when a doctor abbreviated panic disorder on a prescription as panic DO. I suspect that after the word comes into widespread usage the the more hip folks will begin to shorten it to p-do.

panicdoo by Rxlead May 7, 2008

panicdote 

Recounting incidents that you make up under lots of pressure when you get caught doing something you shouldn't have to avoid telling the truth. Are often not well thought out and mostly presented to cops, parents, angry friends or teachers.

Guy in shit with the Po: "Oh sorry officer, uh my car..got um...stuck a little ways back so i uhhh came into this guys garage to look for...fuel, yeah fuel, but i didnt want to wake him up see, i was just gonna check if he had any first"

Officer McFagmoore: "Yea sure nice panicdote buddy you look like you're gonna piss yourself. Get in the car."

panicdote by Gary Weedson January 19, 2010

panicdote 

When one is supposed to be engaged in conversation and therefore actively listening, one can sometimes find oneself at a loss for words when, unexpectedly, a response is desired and the would be responder has not been paying attention. In an effort to comply, one sometimes stammers and says something ridiculous, unrelated or incoherent. The unfortunate utterance is called a panicdote.

John: ....so that is why we should support the ruling party's plan to build a nuclear plant on top of the San Andreas fault, you see?

Mary, having heard nothing John has said, responds with the following panicdote: ....I have a kitty at home.

panicdote by Dr. Fromage September 14, 2013

panicdote 

The feeling that occurs when you have started an anecdote and realise that you don't know where the story is going and you are likely to not even receive a single, isolated, pity filled laugh.

Friend 1: So I was telling this girl the other night about last week I went to that really great new hardware shop that opened in town, and it totally turned into a panicdote.
Friend 2: Did you just have another panicdote?

panicdote by Juni Bear February 27, 2015

panicdotal 

An unreliable story or excuse created under duress in the moment of panic.

He was so frightened he lied, creating a panicdotal story.

panicdotal by Pseudon42 April 25, 2017