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Panced is the act of violently removing the pants of a friend in front of a crowd to lower his self-esteem. Pancing is more effective when the victim has no underwear. Pancing is best done in the Fall.
Heidi panced Mike in the evening by the fire. His lack of underwear made his man-junk pop out for all to see. Heidi's tears of laughter prevented her from seeing the junk. She was also rolling on the ground.
panced by rod_permadur September 20, 2020
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When an abusive male is bitch slapped by a woman.
I saw this guy pushing his girlfriend around at the bowling away when out of nowhere another woman panoed him and knocked him out!
Panoed by Depree April 10, 2021
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panced • paced • pance • Penced • Panged • panned • Paniced • Panked • panned out • Panoed
The act of stabbing your friend in the back while acting like a saint.
He didn't see it coming but he got penced by his closest friend.
Penced by Lonchbox January 6, 2021

Panceling 

Canceling plans at the last minute because you went home and made the mistake of taking your pants off, incapacitating the ability to be convinced it's worth going back out
Looks like I'm panceling on going out tonight. Let's try for next week!
Panceling by Clifwith1f October 3, 2018
The act of being stabbed in the back with ultimate betrayal of highest order.

Synonymous to the act of double crossing, disloyal, or breaking promise.
Example of getting penced:

I got penced by my girlfriend when I found out she was having an affair.
Penced by UA2 January 7, 2021

Molar Pance 

Molar Pance is the full name for a type of pants. These pants are usually worn by skaters,Oi! kids,and punk people. These pants are called "molar" beacuse of the shape, very long and illfitting on the butt, and extremely tight on the legs.
Such as the shape of a molar tooth. Pance is used instead of pants beacuse it is a lot cooler.
"Matt is so skinny, look at those molar pance!"
"molar pance are so hot, look at dat mushy butt!"
Molar Pance by Meredith Perker September 22, 2007
When matter is compressed downward. A common word in Northeastern Pennsylvania dialect.
The snow was so panked I could hardly shovel it.
panked by Pzzzzz November 25, 2011
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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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