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pandasaurus 

The pandasaurus is usually a peaceful creature, but when disturbed, it turns into a ferocious dinosaur like monster. It's main diet consists of large amounts of bamboo, but can really digest about anything. The pandasaurus look like any normal panda but is three times larger and has longer claws on their paws. During their life, the pandasaurus mostly sleeps and eat, and rarely spend their time to reproduce. Because of this, there are few of them left on Earth. If you ever encounter one, do not piss them off or else they will eat you. The plural of pandasaurus is pandasauri. If you want to learn more about the pandasaurus thumbs up.
You: Hey look mom they finally have a panda at the zoo.

Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.

You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.
pandasaurus by Average asain December 4, 2010

pregasaurus 

1: A pregasaurus is a pregnant woman that that will destroy anything thats in the way of her and her food.

2: a pregnant lady that will eat anything, its a omnivore (eats plants and meat)
1; Quick everybody hide there's a pregasaurus coming and shes on a war path.

2; jason: hey man who's chocolate is this

brett: i wouldn't touch that it belongs to a pregasaurus

jason: oh shit that was close man that could have been my

last meal

brett: yeah man them pregasurus are vicious creatures
pregasaurus by pregasurus hunter October 12, 2011

pegasaurus 

what the hell do you think? its like a tyranosaurus but with pegusus.
damn that pegasaurus is bad ass.
pegasaurus by asphyxiated_angel August 6, 2010

pimpasaurus 

1. someone who has been pimping since diapers

2. a man who grows above and beyond a silverback

3. an uncontainable force no woman can resist

the pimp-a-saurus can often be found with the bajingo-saurus

his natural mate is the clitorous rex
"omg kevin is a prehistoric pimpasaurus on the hunt! watch out all pus-a-sauruses he's coming for you!"

pwnasaurus rex 

Referring to pwnasaur} but adding the really sweeeeet rex at the end, so ppl know whos boss.
Pibb: wow dude you totally pwned me hard!

Phatty: what can i say im a pwnasaurus rex my friend.

Pibb: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELOGN TO US!

Phatty:I AM TEH LEET HAXXOR PWNASAURUS REX!