Ponkasaurus

A term used to describe someone who has mastered the art of ponking. An expert ponkster.

Guy 1: Did you see the way that ponkster ponked that dude?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he's a true ponkasaurus!

by ponked June 1, 2011

porkasaurus

The act of stuffing pork of any kind into a person's orifice or multiple orifices. This resembles building a dinosaur from fossils but with pork, hence the name.

Man, I thought she couldn't be more of a pig, but then I gave her the porkasaurus.

by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

Pownasaurus

Typically a 12 year-old boy, whose balls have no quite dropped yet. Playing COD or Halo, screaming at the top of his squeaky annoying voice whenever he feels he has accomplished something of importance. Not to be confused with the Pownasaurus-Rex . A middle-aged balding version of the pre-teen Pownasaurus. Who, despite the dropping of balls, still sucks at life.

"AHHH DOOOD! I am totally like the POWNASAURUS right now! I definately just jumped into that vehicle, damn right, POWNASAURUS on the prowl!!!"
"Man...STFU you squeaky voiced beeeyyotch!"

by Fowlerz March 16, 2009

pandasaurus

The pandasaurus is usually a peaceful creature, but when disturbed, it turns into a ferocious dinosaur like monster. It's main diet consists of large amounts of bamboo, but can really digest about anything. The pandasaurus look like any normal panda but is three times larger and has longer claws on their paws. During their life, the pandasaurus mostly sleeps and eat, and rarely spend their time to reproduce. Because of this, there are few of them left on Earth. If you ever encounter one, do not piss them off or else they will eat you. The plural of pandasaurus is pandasauri. If you want to learn more about the pandasaurus thumbs up.

You: Hey look mom they finally have a panda at the zoo.

Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.

You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.

by Average asain December 4, 2010

Poopasaurus

1. A person that has a considerable amount in poop in his/her pants.

2. Someone that looks, smells, or even tastes like poop.

Person 1: Dude, did u smell Noah back there?

Person 2: Yea dude, he smelled like he had a load of shit in his pants!

Person 1: What a poopasaurus!

by Random Air October 15, 2009

Porkasaurous

Slang term for a massive erection of utter destruction.

1. "Hey baby, wanna ride the porkasaurous?"
2. "Suck my porkasaurous!"
3. "For Christmas, Adam gave Eve a free ride on his porkasaurous."

by Brent Siemer June 11, 2007

pwnasaurus rex

Referring to pwnasaur} but adding the really sweeeeet rex at the end, so ppl know whos boss.

Pibb: wow dude you totally pwned me hard!

Phatty: what can i say im a pwnasaurus rex my friend.

Pibb: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELOGN TO US!

Phatty:I AM TEH LEET HAXXOR PWNASAURUS REX!

by [GRNREV]Phatty;) May 13, 2005