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Greetings and Salutations 

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello
J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

heart palpitations 

Heart palpitations is a weird feeling of having butterflies in your heart which may result in your heart slipping a beat which of course usually you have nothing to worry about but it can happen when your stressed or anxious which may be connected to something serious or it can be that you may like someone that results in your flight or fight feeling kicking in causing your heart to skip a beat.
Thinking of my crush give me heart palpitations .
heart palpitations by marlyn c February 23, 2021

salutations 

Salutations are fancy greetings very rarely used in today's world. Most people who say "salutations" are laughed at or made fun of, but it is still a really cool way to say hello.
Charlotte: Salutations.
Wilbur: Salu-what?
salutations by Lord Razzola September 6, 2006

palpitations 

Person X: Man, did you see that game!? I thought the Spurs were going to blow it.

Person Y: Yeah, man. Palpitations.

palpitations by ChuckChaser69 April 30, 2008

shart palpitations 

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water
GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

Fart Palpitations 

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.
I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.
Fart Palpitations by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010