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A beautiful human being, doesn't like to lie and is always honest. She could be a little flustered and unknown but she's one of a kind and is for sure a sexy asian with pretty eyes and lips...
Who's that sexy thang i see over there?

Ohh, that's Palkyi the cute shy girl.
palkyi by Jamylover 101 November 20, 2021
The legendary pokemon on the cover of Pokemon Pearl. It is found at the Spear Pillar and is only avaliable in the pearl version of Pokemon. It has the ability to distort space. It is described as a deity in Sinnoh-region mythology.
Palkia met at level 47
Palkia by CalebX July 16, 2007
A guy who delivers porridge to ladies.
A person who delivers milk to hostel.
Someone delivering milk products to girls.
I saw a palkri cycling down.
Isn't he that palkri we saw yesterday!
Every girls like to be with palkri.
palkri by sebatt February 19, 2022
To piss and walk at the same time.
As Fly the Warrior was walking, he pulled out his dick and started pissing. He then screamed "Guys look i'm palking!"
palking by baby fritz May 24, 2009
The pokemon that does not want to be your Pal
an absolute jerk who will randomly shoot spacial rend if there clock in its face or you mention dialga but if it spots dialga then the world will be exterminated and be eroded by space and time
trainer: hey palkia look a cloc-
palkia: *shoots spacial rend at the clock*
trainer: bruh why would you oh crud its dialga...

*the earth got ripped apart while they fought*
Palkia by national person September 28, 2021

Palkoitis 

A mental illness, commonly found in teachers, who have the following symptoms: absent to almost every class, refuses to teach, rarely gives homework, and even more rarely grades it.
Man, my math teacher has a bad case of Palkoitis, he comes in twenty minutes late to every class.
Palkoitis by IHSstudent69 September 4, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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