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The legendary pokemon on the cover of Pokemon Pearl. It is found at the Spear Pillar and is only avaliable in the pearl version of Pokemon. It has the ability to distort space. It is described as a deity in Sinnoh-region mythology.

Palkia met at level 47

Palkia by CalebX July 16, 2007

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Palkia

The pokemon that does not want to be your Pal
an absolute jerk who will randomly shoot spacial rend if there clock in its face or you mention dialga but if it spots dialga then the world will be exterminated and be eroded by space and time

trainer: hey palkia look a cloc-
palkia: *shoots spacial rend at the clock*
trainer: bruh why would you oh crud its dialga...

*the earth got ripped apart while they fought*

Palkia by national person September 28, 2021

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Palkia is Latin 4 boss man ting with a big cock and Palkia is Spanish 4 weed smoking boss man and also French 4 a legend at YouTube

Palkia by Palkia June 3, 2017

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Palkia

The Penis Pokemon

Look at that Palkia! It looks as good as mine.

Palkia by Ur moms's dumb ass May 14, 2015

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Palkia

A big juicy COCK!

I love my palkia.

Palkia by COK! March 12, 2018

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Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release

Palkia (Non-Neurotypical Trinket) Pick Up Artist: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

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Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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