4 definitions by national person
A disposable dinosaur ridden by mario aka the one who took care of mario on yoshi island as mario uses yoshi as a stepping stool to not fall into the pit
Mario: look yoshi its-a pit to big for you to jump
yoshi: oh no
2 seconds later
yoshi 1: welcome to the pit brother
yoshi 2: this is your new home
yoshi: what the heck
yoshi: oh no
2 seconds later
yoshi 1: welcome to the pit brother
yoshi 2: this is your new home
yoshi: what the heck
by national person September 27, 2021
lizardmen who are humanoid with a small horn on their head with small tails they have 3 shell like fingers if they see a human they will swarm that one person making hissing noises if they do this quickly shine a flashlight in their eyes and RUN if you don't have a flashlight on you they'll grab you and take you to some time of pit and throw you in and there's some weird giant meat eating thing in the pit the sleestak themselves aren't really deadly other than the ones in the land of the lost movie where they suddenly grow sharp carnivorous teeth which is horrifying cause now they look creepy
person 1: gn guys
person 2: gn
person 3: i'm gonna go use the restroom real quick
person 1 and 2: don't encounter those sleestak out there
person 3: ok
2mins later
person 3: (so you might be wondering how i got caught well ya see i didn't bring a flashlight because i'm an idiot)
also person 3: gah where in the world are you guys even taking me
the sleestak: hissing noises
person 3: oh crud its a pit what's down there and what are you gonna do to me?!?
the sleestak: *they shove him down*
person 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
person 2: gn
person 3: i'm gonna go use the restroom real quick
person 1 and 2: don't encounter those sleestak out there
person 3: ok
2mins later
person 3: (so you might be wondering how i got caught well ya see i didn't bring a flashlight because i'm an idiot)
also person 3: gah where in the world are you guys even taking me
the sleestak: hissing noises
person 3: oh crud its a pit what's down there and what are you gonna do to me?!?
the sleestak: *they shove him down*
person 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by national person September 28, 2021
When you forcefully put a jacket on a person and force them to put one 1 arm through the sleeve then drag them away with all your power
person 1: oh hi you're looking pretty cold let me give you my jacket
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what
person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what
person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME
by national person September 28, 2021
The pokemon that does not want to be your Pal
an absolute jerk who will randomly shoot spacial rend if there clock in its face or you mention dialga but if it spots dialga then the world will be exterminated and be eroded by space and time
an absolute jerk who will randomly shoot spacial rend if there clock in its face or you mention dialga but if it spots dialga then the world will be exterminated and be eroded by space and time
trainer: hey palkia look a cloc-
palkia: *shoots spacial rend at the clock*
trainer: bruh why would you oh crud its dialga...
*the earth got ripped apart while they fought*
palkia: *shoots spacial rend at the clock*
trainer: bruh why would you oh crud its dialga...
*the earth got ripped apart while they fought*
by national person September 28, 2021