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A small Sri Lankan pony owned by superior members of society. It's deffo not an Indian takeaway in waddo.
A palki is not an Indian takeaway in waddo
palki by Camchatsbs April 20, 2018
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packing hardware 

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.
When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.
packing hardware by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Piggy's packing

An unattractive person carries a gun or a large genital package.
Wilbur may be a pig but girls say piggy's packing!
Piggy's packing by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

Packing a Trout 

Having an unnaturally large penis; One whom carries/packs a big penis as they walk around
Brad: Yo how big is your dick?
Chad: Bro I'm packing a trout how bout' you?
Brad: Damnnnn bro I have a 6 incher at best
Packing a Trout by omshure July 25, 2019

PAKISTAN PILOT 

An very kool job for all the cool kids who want to destroy India and be strong army
Random Kid: When i grow up, i will be strong army and destroy India. I WILL BE PAKISTAN PILOT
Evil dictator: WOW GRAPE
PAKISTAN PILOT by YeezusChrist101 September 11, 2020

pakijack 

Ilegal immigrant and zoophile.
He's not english , he's pakijack .
pakijack by nobody.22 January 3, 2023

Picture Packing 

Picture packing is packing with images or any sort of photo to help the joke.
"Fred doesn't even have good jokes, he's known for picture packing and he lets the pictures get the laughs for him"
Picture Packing by thethizzkid December 22, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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