paktor

verb. To go dating in the Hokkien chinese dialect.

Yesterday go paktor with your ex again? BOJIO?!

by statquo112 October 26, 2013

Pastor McMurtry

Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.

Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.

by pumpkin daddy / warealpha June 1, 2019

Pastor Maldonado

Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).

Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"

by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019

paktra

A paktra is a a betrayal. She will always betray you and she always lies about her age. A paktra Will do inappropriate things and do 18+ stuff. She thinks she’s all that but she really is SHIT

Guy#1:Woah who is that?
Guys#2:Ugh it’s a paktra she lies and does 18+ stuff she’s not really the age she is.

by Moise678 September 17, 2018

Pakteria

A scourge of genetic organismns which thrive on it's host.

Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.

A battalion of British rifleman have turned their weapons on themselves in the face of a murderous pong fog of Pakteria.

by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021

pastor jackson

A Brummie slang term from Birmingham UK for a gay male who is very effective at passing as a heterosexual male

Is David gay?, No he is more of a pastor jackson kind of guy.

by VictoryForCake January 23, 2020

Pastor Wilson

Cunnilingus that is so lit, it makes you speak in tongues and sing praises to the Lord.

My girl was acting up so I hit her with some of that Pastor Wilson last night. Now she washing, cooking, and cleaning twice a day for a nigga.

by Lick It Before You Stick It October 19, 2019