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Literally translates as "never invite". Used shamelessly to get yourself invited to an activity your friends are doing.

"HTHT with Dawn at Starbucks over a hot cuppa"
"BOJIO."

bojio by singlishlah March 23, 2013

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bojio

It is used when other people are having a party then you are not invited.
It literally means no invite.
bo = no
jio = invite

You guys had a party without me??! BOJIO!!

bojio by yooooomehere September 22, 2017

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Related Words

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bojive

1.) The general things you are currently dealing with.
2.) False or bogus.

1.) I gotta do all this bojive for homework, man.
2.) No way! that's bojive, man.

bojive by Blake West April 27, 2006

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Boioioing

The comical sound effect a man makes when he gets an erection.

Pronounced: "boy-yoi-yoing"

"Damn man! As soon as I walked into that strip joint, I went boioioing!"

Boioioing by Irving1992 April 14, 2009

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bojo

boris johnson prime minister of the united kingdom

also known as the dick of the uk

yo do you know where bojo went

bojo by urban-dictionary_101 January 6, 2021

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bojingle

When someone is so fat when they stop walking it takes longer for their stomach and ass to catch up, the equivalent of the 20th ripple after throwing a rock in a pond.

Damn look at the bojingle in that chicks ass.

bojingle by noname14 January 23, 2014

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bonions

Pronounced boyn-yuns

A person with B.O. (Body Odor) which smells of onions. Walla Walla Bonions are the worst kind and have been known to cause severe nausea and fainting of helpless victims.

Bonions needs to shower.

bonions by Ninyete February 25, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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