painthead

the wannabe emo girls at your school who dye their hair a different hair every week.

"That girl is a total painthead, she definitely browses tumblr"

by zoomer xn March 26, 2017

Pinhead

a stupid or foolish person.

Spongebob:(in southern accent) Alright pinhead,your time is up....
Patrick:Who you callin' pinhead?

by 3975 January 16, 2018

leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."

This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash

by l0vemetal January 14, 2008

legs painted on

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

Pinhead Larry

Patrick's alter ego in "Survival of the Idiots"; he argues he is in fact Dirty Dan. He is not; SpongeBob is. Also he makes the awesomest face when he asks "Who you callin' Pinhead?"

Wasn't Pinhead Larry the second toughest outlaw in history?

Hell Yeah! He was only ousted by Dirty Dan.

by WhoDaresWins March 8, 2010

Painted Willy

A cross dresser and/or a full blown homosexual.

What's da matter for you? Everybody knows Billy is a painted willy. Hell just ask him.

by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004

pinhead

One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence.

Don't screw with my computer you fucking pinhead; you'll break it!!!

by Buck May 9, 2003