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paintcan 

a female that is not very intelligent and frequently engages in sexual intercourse, analogous to a can of paint, not very bright and spreads easy.
ten minutes into our date I could tell Sally was a total paintcan
paintcan by dirty bastard brad September 19, 2005

paintchat 

similar to oekaki, paintchat is basically an oekaki with a chatroom included. many users are logged on with one huge canvas where artists draw in different corners of the canvas and often leave comments on others' works.
The paintchat was filled with marvelous artwork.
paintchat by Jun October 19, 2003

Paintpaint 

A mistake people make whilst not paying attention in Super Scribblenauts. The original word is supposed to be "paintbrush."
"What's a Paintpaint?"

"Sounds like someone meant to spell paintbrush in Super Scribblenauts."
Paintpaint by BoltoftheLightningkind November 23, 2011

Paintcation 

When you take a vacation from your normal office job to specifically creatively express yourself and your ideas through painting solidly for a few weeks.
Person 1 - What do you have planned for your holidays?
Person 2 - I'm taking a painting vacation - a paintcation!

Person 2 - Nice!!!
Paintcation by MMZMTS June 11, 2020

Paintenance 

1/ The application of paint by machine tool dealers to the surfaces of used goods in order to enhance the potential buyer's perception of the frequency, thoroughness & quality of maintenance which the item has received from its previous owner.
2/ Something similar to the above carrried out by apprentices when there is nothing better to do
Bloke 1: Is this machine new?
Bloke 2: No, it has just had a heavy coat of paintenance.
Paintenance by Alec Vallance December 19, 2008
A female is getting a penis shoved down her larynx (throat) and one in her anus while another guy is putting his penis in one of the two males anus'.
That Paintrain was the shit!
Paintrain by munroe94 December 18, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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