paintcan

a female that is not very intelligent and frequently engages in sexual intercourse, analogous to a can of paint, not very bright and spreads easy.

ten minutes into our date I could tell Sally was a total paintcan

by dirty bastard brad September 20, 2005

paintcans

A case of severe diarrhea, likely a result from eating extremely hot or greasy food. Or beans.

Don't expect to escape Old Mexico without getting a case of the paintcans.

by TEDXCI August 19, 2011