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I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
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Pasta Tolerance Treshold 

Indicates for how many successive days you can live on pasta (plain or with something) without turning grumpy. Especially important when you are a poor student. If you are beyond your pasta tolerance treshold (PTT) you might want to switch to rice, polenta, potatoes etc. for a few days until you reach, for example, your rice tolerance treshold (RTT).
"Ey dude, pasta for dinner tonight?"
"No man, I'm really beyond my Pasta Tolerance Treshold. I'm going for rice instead."
"Alright, I see what you mean. Your PTT is not to be messed with!"

The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again 

The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — The psychological truth that “once is a habit”.

A drug addict can easily tell you this. “Once” can become is a habit!

And, The Ghost of the Past Always Want to Live Again.

People seldom apply this principle to psychology and our addictions to particular: habits and people. It’s difficult leave: relationships; jobs; emotional habits; bouts of depression; and situations.

The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and reassert themselves.

A failed New Years Resolution is another example of this.

There are also pop cultural references to this “haunting” aspect of human nature.

Curtis “50 Cents” James Jackson says:

…I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty, don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic (What? What?)
Magic
I got the magic stick…

The idea being that though it may be hard to “open a door” it’s almost impossible to “close it”.

On a Whiter note, The Indigo Girls sing:

…And there's not enough room
In this world for my pain
Signals cross and love gets lost
And time passed makes it plain
Of all my demon spirits
I need you the most
I'm in love with your ghost…

People say in a self-comforting way that there are ghosts; but, I say: we are all haunted by our habits from which our total character is derived; and, that The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and Again and Again.

Boo!
Best Friend:
Maaaaaaaaaaan, delete that phone number, block your text and e-mail, and make all of your social media private right now if you really want to break up with her.
Idiot not about to listen to good advice:
Why, I gotta do all that!!!!?????

Best friend patiently like he’s talking to a two year old:
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — believe me, I know because I’ve been there. I also know that you won’t listen — because I didn’t, either.

Past Diving

Spending time going through sentimental items or messages in order to feel what you felt when you first received them. This is easily done through Facebook and Myspace, but can include going through messages/posts/comments on other social networking sites, emails, or old items in drawers in your room (e.g., that letter that your ex-boyfriend wrote you six years ago in which he swore he'd never leave you, although everyone and their mom knew he one day would).
April: "Where's Mike been? I haven't seen him in days!"
Chris: "He's probably hauled up in his room past diving again"
Past Diving by JasonSummers January 9, 2010

Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way
Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail
Pabst Brown Ribbon by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011

Pastaface 

A term related to blackface, meaning to impersonate the racial qualities of an Italian or Italian-American. Typically used by annoying young people of Italian descent on the internet who exaggerate the racial inequality of Italian people.
Some guy: "I cooka da meatball."
Kid who is 2% Italian: "Fuck you. How dare you do this pastafaced bullshit. Italian Americans are the most persecuted group in the country. You fucking piece of...."
Pastaface by ragonkmasterp1 December 2, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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