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Mr. Palarz
The highly esteemed WikiWizard, he defends this position by using his forehead, which blinds with the glare of a thousand burning suns. His normal classroom activities include wikisurfing, traveling around Google Earth, and losing focus with tangents or digressions. He accosts students showing any signs of nodding off. He spends his free time coaching basketball and buffing his head.
Mr. Palarz: Are you alive this morning?
Student A: Yes, I'm just shielding my eyes from your glare.
Mr. Palarz: Is that a cell phone?
Student B: It's a pen...
Student A: Yes, I'm just shielding my eyes from your glare.
Mr. Palarz: Is that a cell phone?
Student B: It's a pen...
Mr. Palarz by milliardfillmore12 December 12, 2009
Pallard
A human with transluscent skin and visible veins who is incapable of tanning and easily burned in the sun; long time enemy of the ginger.
Pallaringa
Pallaringa by Torado January 2, 2020
Palaroonas
Meaning friends and a very good group of people that you can always rely on to make you smile. They are close friends.
Me and my friends are Palaroonas
Palaroonas by BenB_29 November 24, 2020
Paularize
Paularize by The avid fisherman July 13, 2017
Palarva
Palarva
A term used to express what a load of hassle a task or experience is/was. Usually used when quite pissed off or on verge of giving up. Also used when remembering a stressfull experience or shit time.
Girl 1: Can you go upstairs and get my blanket?
Girl 2: yeh sure.
(comes back down)
Girl 1: whats this?
Girl 2: your Pillow.
Girl 1: No my blanket hello you fucking doofus.
(Girl 2 goes up, returns soon after)
Girl 2: Here you are...
Girl 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Girl 2: Your matress.
Girl 1: What a fucking palarva!!!!
A term used to express what a load of hassle a task or experience is/was. Usually used when quite pissed off or on verge of giving up. Also used when remembering a stressfull experience or shit time.
Girl 1: Can you go upstairs and get my blanket?
Girl 2: yeh sure.
(comes back down)
Girl 1: whats this?
Girl 2: your Pillow.
Girl 1: No my blanket hello you fucking doofus.
(Girl 2 goes up, returns soon after)
Girl 2: Here you are...
Girl 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Girl 2: Your matress.
Girl 1: What a fucking palarva!!!!
Life these days, is just a palarva in itself, no wonder people have so much stress, in their lives...
Palarva by RochdaleLingo July 21, 2017
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