paelar

Beautiful, 1 of a kind, authentic, caring, female, Gemini, go getter, incredible friend

Paelar is a one in a million type of human.

paelar by Paelar November 24, 2021

Mr. Palarz

The highly esteemed WikiWizard, he defends this position by using his forehead, which blinds with the glare of a thousand burning suns. His normal classroom activities include wikisurfing, traveling around Google Earth, and losing focus with tangents or digressions. He accosts students showing any signs of nodding off. He spends his free time coaching basketball and buffing his head.

Mr. Palarz: Are you alive this morning?

Student A: Yes, I'm just shielding my eyes from your glare.

Mr. Palarz: Is that a cell phone?

Student B: It's a pen...

Mr. Palarz by milliardfillmore12 December 12, 2009

Pallard 

A human with transluscent skin and visible veins who is incapable of tanning and easily burned in the sun; long time enemy of the ginger.

Queen Elizabeth was a powerful ginger whose demise was a result of her attempt to maintain the appearance of a pallard.
Eva Green and Helena Bonham Carter are two famous pallards.
Pallards often dye their hair red to easily resemble a ginger save for the tell-tale freckles.

Pallard by cattalk September 21, 2015

Pallaringa 

To fap in spanish

"I'm going to fap" means "Voy a hacerme una pallaringa" in spanish

Pallaringa by Torado January 2, 2020

Palaroonas 

Meaning friends and a very good group of people that you can always rely on to make you smile. They are close friends.

Me and my friends are Palaroonas

Palaroonas by BenB_29 November 24, 2020

Paularize

Having something to do, but doing nothing, until someone else does it for you.

My buddy always paularizes me when we go fishing.

Paularize by The avid fisherman July 13, 2017

Palarva

Palarva
A term used to express what a load of hassle a task or experience is/was. Usually used when quite pissed off or on verge of giving up. Also used when remembering a stressfull experience or shit time.

Girl 1: Can you go upstairs and get my blanket?

Girl 2: yeh sure.

(comes back down)

Girl 1: whats this?

Girl 2: your Pillow.

Girl 1: No my blanket hello you fucking doofus.

(Girl 2 goes up, returns soon after)

Girl 2: Here you are...

Girl 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Girl 2: Your matress.

Girl 1: What a fucking palarva!!!!

Life these days, is just a palarva in itself, no wonder people have so much stress, in their lives...

Palarva by RochdaleLingo July 21, 2017