Palarva

Palarva
A term used to express what a load of hassle a task or experience is/was. Usually used when quite pissed off or on verge of giving up. Also used when remembering a stressfull experience or shit time.

Girl 1: Can you go upstairs and get my blanket?

Girl 2: yeh sure.

(comes back down)

Girl 1: whats this?

Girl 2: your Pillow.

Girl 1: No my blanket hello you fucking doofus.

(Girl 2 goes up, returns soon after)

Girl 2: Here you are...

Girl 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Girl 2: Your matress.

Girl 1: What a fucking palarva!!!!

Life these days, is just a palarva in itself, no wonder people have so much stress, in their lives...

Palarva by RochdaleLingo July 21, 2017

Palava

A term used to express what a load of hassle a task or experience is/was. Usually used when quite pissed off or on verge of giving up. Also used when remembering a stressfull experience or shit time.

Girl 1: Can you go upstairs and get my blanket?
Girl 2: yeh sure.
(comes back down)
Girl 1: whats this?
Girl 2: your Pillow.
Girl 1: No my blanket hello you fucking doofus.
(Girl 2 goes up, returns soon after)
Girl 2: Here you are...
Girl 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Girl 2: Your matress.
Girl 1: What a fucking palava!!!!

Palava by Palavalife April 30, 2011

Palaraka 

the in-game name of a very talented and godlike videogame nerd. Usually found inside, playing videogames, rarley found outside usually "just getting some fresh air". palaraka enjoys marijuana, and marijuana related products, but also some good ol' fashioned games will do the trick. Constantly hacks at the game Counter Strike Source. Has a servent called Stankus, that does all of his labour intensive work for low amounts of money.

quotes from palaraka:

quotes palaraka says:
"OMG WOOOOW"
"MY DADS GUNNA COME UP HERE AND YELL"
"WTF NO"
"andrew your gay"

Palaraka by andystanksauce March 22, 2010

Palava sauce 

Palava sauce is a Ghanaian vegetable stew made from Nkontomire (cocoyam leaves) or spinach leaves and and Akatoa (melon seeds) with tomato, hot peppers, onions, other spices, fish, seafood and meat base. Palava sauce is mostly eaten with rice or ampesie (boiled starchy roots like yams, cassava, kooko/taro or plantains) in Ghana. Palava sauce stew is also eaten in other West African countries like Liberia and also known as Egusi soup in Nigeria and Cameroon.

I am eating ampesie and rice with Palava sauce.

Palava sauce by Awura Adwoa February 11, 2021

Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder 

The word “Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder”

(1) is when you’re over addicted over games that your body wouldnt want to move or do anything other than your hands on the controller or

(2) Could also mean you’re dumb as hell on a Call of Duty game and should never play it again, not even a Medal of Honor.

(1) “Hey Jim! This guy has Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder!! Sort him out quick!

(2) “Laugh my ass off, this kid ha Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder and seriously needs to f**k off and do one

Palavaisticitionarysyndrom Disorder by Intro Frags November 14, 2018

Palava

A Nigerian slang that signifies Trouble or commotion. It can also be used when there is altercation amongst people.

This thing can lead to serious Palava

It took the council of elders to settle the Palava

Palava by 99loran November 20, 2022

Palava

A style of dance introduced c2018. Specifically it is performed to the song "Sexual" by Zara Larrson.

OMG its Sexual we should break out a cheeky Palava

Palava by HughG December 31, 2018