Palari 

That glorious but questionable state of being where you’ve had one (or ten) too many drinks and suddenly everything is either way too funny or way too complicated. Your balance is off, your words are slurred, and deep down, you know you should probably go home - but the kebab stand is calling your name.

"Brudi, wie gohts?"
"Ey, ehrlich, i han en Palari."
(Bro, how are you?
Honestly, I have a Palari.)

"Gömmer no id Club?"
"Brate, du bisch scho palari gnueg, i bring di hei."
(Should we go to the club?
Dude, you're already palari enough, I'm taking you home.)

Palari by Rizzy Res February 18, 2025

Polarity Oscillation Orbit 

The hyper-accelerating movement of Earth's magnetic north pole due to the increased presence of densely concentrated methane in the atmosphere.

{Since the early 1800's, scientists have tracked the ongoing movement of the magnetic north pole. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit (P.O.O.) was coincidentally discovered by a globally recognized audio engineer, Sir Laramie Todd and his visionary studio lab research colleague, Duke Robert Rite of Dungville. In the early 1990s, Sir Laramie recorded a new orbital sound waveform stemming from low frequency feedback captured in a Duke Rite bass guitar track. Sir Laramie took the clip from the Duke, triangulated the distinct properties related to the frequency, velocity and peaks of the Duke's clip and recognized that feedback patterns were spontaneously and abruptly profound during the Duke's output, specifically after ingesting a Filibertos burrito and flagilating convulsively in the direction of the speaker. Through his unique study, Sir Laramie proved the effects of methane gas on microphone magnetic fields. The Duke hypothesized that too much methane, when interacting with iron, causes polar instability on a grand scale. Thus, P.O.O. was born with the rationale that human overpopulation and the extensive quantity of excrement, causes the north pole to oscillate in a predictable pattern, with velocity and speed influenced by the proportionate concentration of methane in the atmosphere.

1. The Polarity Oscillation Orbit is expected to extend into Siberia by 2040.
2. Humans are creating P.O.O. because of their poo.
3. Dude, lets dial in the bottom end of the bass recording today. Go get some Filibertos and prep yourself.

Polarity Oscillation Orbit by Charitable Disguise December 23, 2019

torsonic polarity syndrome 

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.

A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

torsonic polarity syndrome by Welsh21 February 2, 2012

Palories 

Calories you consume with your bros (Wing Wednesday, Guy's Night Out, and grilling) that are generally not healthy, but are delicious.

Bro, my gut is getting bigger, I think it's all that salad I've been eating.

No, it's all those palories, we need to cut back on Wing Wednesday.

Palories by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017

Reverse the Polarity

The ultimate solution to just about any problem in life.

"our hyperdrive is down! There's only one thing to fix it.... REVERSE THE POLARITY!"

Reverse the Polarity by Bill Donovan November 3, 2006

Polaris Bro 

It's just polaris bro

Virgin breadbatch hater: bruh what does polaris mean?

Chad breadbatch enjoyer: it's just polaris bro

Polaris Bro by clownakii August 10, 2021

Leveling up your paladin 

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

Leveling up your paladin by Atlec November 3, 2005