palardy

verb; To shank (miss) an easy kick in a football game. This can be a punt, kickoff, extra point attempt, or a field goal. If your grandmother could kick it, chances are Palardy could not. Hence, only applied to the most inexcusable inaccuracies in athletics.

This is so-named for the famously inept Michael Palardy, statistically the worst kicker in SEC history.

Dude 1: Last I saw, they had the ball inside the 5 for the game-winning field goal. How'd they lose?

Dude 2: Worst palardy you've ever seen, man. Other coach gave him the game ball.

by ArmchairEnthusiast November 28, 2012

Pavardy

Pavardy is a description word for sexual experience and it means I had fast and versatile sex

Paulinho: Man had some Pavardy shamona time with a girl from town

Thiago: You’re still battyman tho

by official410 February 2, 2020

Pallardy

a BAMF. known for being good looking and charming.

Man Matt is such a Pallardy, just look at him with all those ladies

by bamf matt January 12, 2008

padardy

Padardy:
Is a Jamaican and a Irish persons offspring ,

pad = paddy/Irish.
+
ardy = yardy/Jamaican.
half Jamaican and half Irish person

Meet our little padardy

by KezaBash November 3, 2020