Definitions by Hessay

spam banjo 

The piece of skin between a mans rectum and testicles

Fuck me! my spam banjo's itching like fuck after a night with the local slag!

spam banjo by Hessay April 15, 2003

paedosmile

A nonse with an unerving grin

look at that cunt, he's got a paedosmile, he needs fucking hanging!

paedosmile by Hessay April 15, 2003

Baby root

Ie the ugly fuck in the film Goonies , A fat ponsing fuck who borrows quality porn, and never returns it, who lives in council accomodation with his equally ugly missus and kids

That Kevin George from Dagenham the cauliflowered eared mother fucker can only get it up whilst watching banned horror films with his Mum,the Norman Bates doppelganger

Baby root by Hessay April 15, 2003