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Padre of pandemonium

the father (padre) of disorganized menace, the progenitor of destruction, etc

Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.

No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
EXAMPLE:

Junior is the padre of pandemonium

If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS

Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.

“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”

“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”

“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”

“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
Padre of pandemonium by AB💿EFG February 5, 2022
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Mio padre 

Frase creata e utilizzata da mio padre volpescu (Italian twitch streamer)
Indica una persona che fa qualcosa di grandioso o spettacolare
*qualcuno fa qualcosa che ci sembra figo o grandioso*
Letteralmente MIO PADRE

Padraigianism 

Padraigianism is a fairly obscure monotheistic religion practiced in the North East of England, originating at St Thomas More School around 2010. The basic doctrine of this religion is as follows:

Padraig is the one true God.

Padraig's commandments: -

-Thou shalt not steam up Padraig's Glasses

-Thou shalt celebrate Padraig's sabbath (traditionally celebrated every Monday)

-Thou shalt destroy ALL opposers of Padraig

-Thou shalt kneel to Padraig's disciples

There are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.
Oh, did you hear about Lewis? He's been converted to Padraigianism.
Padraigianism by iEnvy July 7, 2011

Serra padres 

Its not gay if you’re a padre.
Hey you know the school Serra?
Man the serra padres are so gay
Serra padres by Serrapadresaregay November 9, 2018

South Padre Island 

Texas' premier party place. The home of boobs, beer, and beach. The ultimate spring break destination for all college alcoholics.
Let's go get laid on South Padre Island!
a Catholic priest; means "Father" in spanish
Really? the San Diego Padres are named after Catholic priests?
Padre by ScottX October 22, 2006
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