padger

A cross between a badger and a panda. A very rare creature, almost always nocturnal.

David Attenborough: The padger is rare and unusual animal and is prone to biting.

by Lucy-fur December 27, 2007

Stat Padder

A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.

I hate Westbrook he a stat padder.

by Oggydyne October 3, 2019

pull the padge

to jack off

I take that VHS tape into my bedroom and honey I pull the padge all night long.

by TracyMartel July 22, 2017

Padder

An iPad kid or a person who’s addicted to their phone. Probably also has a short attention span and talks in memes.

Yo that kid’s such a padder!

by padder69420 November 16, 2021

pagger

to fight

i'm going to pagger you.

you'll get paggered.

Close to Italian verb for 'to pay'

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

PAIGER

Derived from Paige. A beautiful person, inside and out. Sexy. Devoted. Truthful. Honest. Blunt. Tough. Vulnerable. Human. In The Clouds. Mesmerizing. Funny. Charming. Hard-working.

Wow... did you see that?... That must've been Paiger.

by PGL February 21, 2009

Padercle

This is a slang word created by the Mastro’s that references a mans junk otherwise known as the cock or penis.

The man pushes his hairy Padercle in my anus.

by TMastro December 15, 2018